90.Cousin Kevin
Lyricist：John Entwistle
We're on our own cousin, all alone cousin
Let's think of a game to play
Now the grown-ups have all gone away
You won't be much fun being blind, deaf and dumb
But I've no one to play with today
D'you know how to play hide and seek？
To find me it would take you a week
But tied to a chair you won't go anywhere
There's a lot I can do with a freak
How would you feel if I turned on the bath？
Ducked your head under and started to laugh
What would you do if I shut you outside
To stand in the rain and catch cold, so you died？
I'm the school bully, the classroom cheat
The nastiest playfriend you ever could meet
I'll stick pins in your fingers and tread on your feet
We're on our own cousin, all alone cousin
Let's think of a game to play
Now the grown-ups have all gone away
You won't be much fun being blind, deaf and dumb
But I've no one to play with today
Maybe a cigarette burn on your arm
Would change your expression to one of alarm
I'll drag you around by a lock of your hair
Or give you a push at the top of the stairs
I'm the school bully, the classroom cheat
The nastiest playfriend you ever could meet
I'll put glass in your dinner and spikes in your seat
We're on our own cousin, all alone cousin
Let's think of a game to play
Now the grown-ups have all gone away
You won't be much fun being blind, deaf and dumb
But I've no one to play with today
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